Once there was a blogger named Armando who had a little...ADDICTION. He liked to...
BLOG.
Despite years of treatment and therapy, along with his good friend (and role model) Mel Gibson, Armando could no more shake his addiction than "Make-me-a-drink Mel" could. A'o could be found at the computer, all unholy hours of the day and night... But he was heard to claim that he would not blog until December! Would he hold out?
--My friends, addiction is a terrible disease; and today, we see that Armando is fallen back off the wagon, with this handy dandy little item. Tsk. Tsk.
Is there any way you can help? The donation phone lines at the Betty Ford Clinic are open right now, as we speak; so if you can open your hearts and wallets, we may be able to get a certain frontpager the professional help he so truly needs.......